I'm Michael Jochims, That's enough eye contact.

Michael Jochims was a combat infantry medic in the US Army, where he learned everything he needed to perform on Jeff Ross's Roast Battle at the Comedy Store. Since being canonized as the Patron Saint of Semi-Repentant Alcoholics, he's been a Top 101 Comic in the World Series of Comedy for three years running. You can find him on Instagram (@MJ_Comic) or watch his program #ThisIsNews on TikTok (@MichaelJochims).

Hey folks, thanks for checking out my site! I've got a lot of fun stuff in the content section, so go see if it makes you laugh. I'm always adding to that portfolio, so keep coming back, and see what I've been working on instead of whatever I was supposed to be working on! You'll notice none of it is that book I was supposed to have done in the Spring of 2023.